MURPHY’S LAW: Monday Scattershots

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The New Orleans Saints are having the worst off-season ever.

Ron Artest  (aka Metta World Peace) should be suspended ten games. If that hurts the Lakers in the playoffs, too bad. He’s part of the Lakers.

The Bobcats are 7-57. I’m surprised Michael Jordan isn’t responsible for NBC’s prime time lineup.

The Cubs beat the Cardinals Monday night, and celebrated like they won the World Series. The way the season started, I can’t blame them. Much.

Tuesday, as long as his teacher approves, I plan to pull my son Colin out of school to see the I-Cubs game at noon. He still talks about last year’s “long lunch”.

Let’s hope the weather forecast is wrong, but if it is cold and rainy for the Drake Relays, that flat-out stinks. And if I were Lolo Jones, no way I’d run in crappy weather less than 100 days to the Olympics.

A tweet from Deion Sanders Monday on twitter:

Pray for me and my kids now! They just witnessed their mother and a friend jump me in my room. She’s going to jail n I’m pressing charges!”

We all know someone who shares too much on social media, but why in the world would Deion think this tweet is a good idea for his kids. Or anyone.

HBO reportedly can’t find anyone to do “Hard Knocks”. The Jaguars are willing, but the Jaguars are less popular than several MLS teams.



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