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The boy’s name David is pronounced DAY-vid. It is of Hebrew origin, and its meaning is “beloved.”

thinkbabynames.com makes it sound pretty good, huh? Letterman, Matthews, Chappelle, Barry, uh, Price. They all love the name. Lamberti?

Lamberti’s now completed the trifecta: George W Bush, Laura Bush and Dick Cheney. They’ve all come to town to trumpet his skills in the 3rd district race. Too bad every one of them butchered his name. (O.K., maybe “butchered” is a little strong. How about “hacked”?)

“Jeff LAM’-berti”, so said the Veep and First Lady. The Veep also used “Lam-ber-TAY”.

Now the Prez commended the efforts of “Dave” Lamberti. Sorry, Jeff. But the money’s good, right?

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